THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
the happiest moment in human history
My friends were joking that cat woman was all ” bruce… do we have to go to that same cafe again? I wanna try something new” and he’s all (bat man voice) “NO ALFRED MIGHT SHOW UP TODAY AND I NEED TO SMILE AT HIM!” “bruce its been 8 years” “ALFRED. MIGHT. BE. THERE.”
Hot as balls in my room, so I’ve basically been stripping for like an hour
Not sure if Lee’s noticed?
I DIDN’T NOTICE
AND NOW IM SO TIERD AND I CANT PROCESS
WHY YOU DO HTE THING RAY
OH NOOOO I DIDN’T THINK YOU WOULD FIND OOOOUT
STAP BEIN NAKED
oh shit the socks are off
i can’t stop what do i do
I SAID STOP ET
I want you all to know that I just texted this woman a picture of my coquettishly bared ankle:
…and this was her response:
And now she’s in bed. I win.
You two are hilarious and adorbs and I love that you described your “coquettishly bared ankle.” xD
Left fresh. Right is a couple of weeks old.
Ironclad Tattoo Co
Troy, MI, USA
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Here is “Knot”, a short comic I drew to sell at Mocca and TCAF this year. The printed version is going to be SO PRETTY. I’m in love with the cover (which I will post later).
I just wanted to do something fairy-tale-like that talked about doubts and frustrations and how to deal with them. I’m really happy with how colorful and adorable the story turned out to be.
If you enjoyed “Knot”, please consider reblogging it and/or checking out my ongoing webcomic Namesake! HUGS TO ALL OF YOU!